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Marvelous Messing
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This community is for fans of the delightful Debra Messing:)

"You're jealous of my hot, black lover."~Grace

"Whoa. You know, just because you are becoming the incarnation of pure evil does not give you permission to take it out on me." ~Grace

"As Jane Seymour says to her wheelchair-bound husband in every Lifetime movie... 'I believe in you.'"~Grace

"Do whatever you want. 'Cause today I'm handing out lollipops and ass whuppings, and I'm all out of lollipops." ~Grace

"Jack! Why is my door locked? You better not be using my hair crimper on your bad place again." ~Grace

"Hey Jack World, how about you move your Jack Feet before I kick your Jack Ass." ~Grace

"Oh, honey! What's this all about?" ~Grace (To Karen)

Grace : You know what my Aunt Pescha would say if she were in this room right now?
Will : "Why the hell did my parents name me Pescha"?

Grace : And I was at Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity looking thing bumps into me and says, "Excuse me, ma'am."

Grace : I want to marry..."the one."
Karen : And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

Grace : Ok, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far: apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing?... Cake. We need cake.
Will : Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?

Grace : OK, this has been driving me crazy, and I can't keep it in any longer. There's something I really need to tell you. I have been dating your shrink.
Will : [in unison with Grace] Dating my shrink.
Grace : How did you know?
Will : Well, let's just say he's used my sessions to figure out a way to get into Graceland.

Grace : Oh my god. Jack got turned on by a woman? Well, he couldn't be straight, so, what, now he's a lesbian?